Who lies about leaving chocolate cake on a person's doorstep?

I asked Vince to leave left over chocolate cake on my doorstep this morning. When i got up this morning there was no cake. I assumed he didn't drop it off. WRONG! He decided to lie to me about dropping off the chocolate cake! Who lies about chocolate cake? Somebody who is allergic to it and hates on the fact that he can't eat chocolate!

Meanwhile... my baseball team lost last night, we are now 0-2. I went to basketball afterwards and got to work off my anger, after losing the first game the team I was playing on won SIX games straight!!!