Philthy McNasty's is still alive!!

I can't believe the place hasn't closed down yet! If I remember correctly it was an alright place with hot waitresses although we had the dumbest waitress ever when we were there. It is amazing that they have stayed in business with her working there.... maybe they fired her!

Jack Bauer

I have never been a 24 fan. I watched last season but didn't think it was anything special. But I have watched the first 5 hrs of this season and it has been pretty cool. I haven't joinned the Cult of Bauer or anything but I have to say, the dude is having a really bad day.

Sportsnet's Connected and other Sports News

Sportsnet has unveiled its new image for its sports news show and it sucks. You can tell they are trying too hard to be cool and it isn't working. They have the hosts sitting on a wooden bench wearing jeans. What the hell is with that? The only good thing about the show is Martine and this new girl I saw hosting some type of internet information part of the show.

Meanwhile in other sports news, I saw Deke (Mutombo to everyone who doesn't know his nickname) get T-ed up for wagging his trademark finger. What is happening to the game when Deke can't do his thing?

Taxis

Watch what taxi you are getting into!! My brother got into TWO taxis yesterday.

Taxi 1: Sayid was a cool cat. His car had nice leather seats and everything too. He was checking out women with the dudes in the car.

Taxi 2: Ali was the driver on the way home. Ali liked singing with the radio and was really cool with the payment. But my brother thinks the dude was drunk. He drove the wrong way down a one-way street. Later, the guy stopped the car in the middle of the street, rolled down his window and yelled and some guy walking on the sidewalk.

Ali: "hey man! You dropped something!"
Man: "What?"
Ali: "YOUR BALLS!!"

Ali laughs and drives away.