What Would Dr. Troy Do?

A friend of mine was telling me about how he feels these are words to live by. I can tell you this if somebody lives by this philosophy they will be attempting a lot of 3-ways with 2 women. Examples of how this friend followed the philosophy and how he didn't:

Followed: Relaxing in kid's pool on FRONT lawn instead of the usual BACK lawn.

Didn't: Interviewed beautiful models all day for a job and did not get any of them to come home with him, hell he didn't even get a phone number. Dr. Troy would not be impressed.